Bloated Processor
4 Magic: The Gathering cards named Bloated Processor, newest first, with daily Cardmarket and TCGplayer prices.
4 Magic: The Gathering cards are named Bloated Processor, across 2 sets released in 2023. The newest printing is from March of the Machine, released . As of 15 Oct 2026, the most valuable is Bloated Processor 93s from March of the Machine Promos (Foil) at $0.43 on TCGplayer and Bloated Processor 357 from March of the Machine (Foil) at €0.56 on Cardmarket. The cheapest is Bloated Processor 93p from March of the Machine Promos (Normal) at $0.20 on TCGplayer and the same printing (Normal) at €0.14 on Cardmarket.
| Card | Set | Rarity | Released | TCGplayerUSD | CardmarketEUR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Bloated Processor 93March of the Machine · rare · 21 Apr 2023 | March of the Machine | rare | $0.34Foil | €0.20Foil | |
Bloated Processor 357March of the Machine · rare · 21 Apr 2023 | March of the Machine | rare | $0.36Normal | €0.56Foil | |
Bloated Processor 93pMarch of the Machine Promos · rare · 21 Apr 2023 | March of the Machine Promos | rare | $0.25Foil | €0.21Foil | |
Bloated Processor 93sMarch of the Machine Promos · rare · 21 Apr 2023 | March of the Machine Promos | rare | $0.43Foil | €0.42Foil |
Each figure is the printing’s highest market price in that market, with its variant. Prices last updated 15 Oct 2026, refreshed daily at 03:00 UTC. Price information only; Dexicards does not sell cards.